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December 22, 2005

2005 Top Ten List !!!!!

Here it is: my eagerly awaited Top Ten List of 2005. There are a lot of bullshit Top-Ten lists out there. You should pay those no mind. They were made by idiots for assholes. This list, however, is the list. There is totally a bunch of things, one per line, preceded by a number, listed in descending order. Try and tell me that this is not a perfect way to do a list. A list of the toppest things. For 2005. Read this and live by it for 2006, so you can desperately try to recreate the best parts of 2005, only in a totally different year. Then, at the end of 2006, list your failure.

  1. 10W-30 motor oil
  2. Beans that come in a jar instead of a can
  3. The time I avoided stepping in dog puke
  4. Table salt
  5. Atheism
  6. 3.4874 kHz
  7. Not having a headache
  8. This one really funny commerical for something
  9. Off-white chalk
  10. Snoopy the dog
  11. Jovian atmospherics

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