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sporadic web manipulationFebruary 1, 2006
Mashup Malkin
I always thought Michelle Malkin was weird looking. Not exactly ugly, but... ok, yes, ugly. When her picture changed from the "fan-blown super-model" version to the "law-school face book" version, she appeared even more bizarre. The left side of her face didn't match her right side.
Now, this is true of most of us. However, it seems pretty pronounced with Miss Malkin, and especially so in her blog headshot. So, I decided to see what she would look like if she were truly bilaterally symmetrical.
The result, on the left, is what I consider a somewhat attractive woman (top), plagued by her ugly other half (bottom). More accurately, the woman on the top doesn't look like a self-loathing arch-conservative, while the woman on the bottom looks like she'd claw your eyes out.