Community College Links

For the hardcore drifters

http://j-unit.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=516
I'll be taking a shopping cart out later today for some knee grinding sessions.

Counter Strike Movie

http://www.pwned.nl/
It's funny cuz it's true. I used to run into a million n00bs a day like this on Fatal Mistake.

36 Mafiya

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/06/27/CMGJH6TS611.DTL
I didn't know this guy, but I want to know who killed him. Or, at the very least, when the made-for-T.V. movie is coming out.

Mysterio is GAY! for SPIDERMAN!

http://blog.airdrop.org/images/spiderman/
Yes, this has been around. But, in case you don't want the hassle of refreshing 40 times to make sure you saw them all, you can peep my page. Original ripoffs via newcomicreviews.com. Yes, some are offensive -- to folks who don't understand that they are TRYING to be offensive. If you like get your war on's sense of humor, you should like these. Only, without the politics. (no, the politics aren't a bad.) Shit, leave me alone.

Ass on Fire

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?id=1278
The more I interact with the internet, the less I understand humanity.

Beastie Bums

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/23/beastie_boy_cd_virus/
It's things like this which make one feel good about downloading an album off the internet many weeks before it is released. Especially when it is the album of a group that you would have expected to be the first to embrace a progressive distribution scheme such as mp3s over P2P networks. After all, weren't these the same guys who released their first single in three years for free over the internet. Sure, the album art is pretty nice, and music-wise it is better than anything since Check Your Head, but it ain't no Paul's Boutique.

gmail: a dangerous cult

http://blog.airdrop.org/images/gmail.png
Keep your enemies close, and your dangerous friends even closer.

Cockney Slang

http://www.johnbarber.com/cockneyindex.html
Long before Old Navy commercials had Fran Dresher saying her shizzle has gone fazizzle, another form of thug slang had long been co-opted: Cockney Rhyming Slang. I have always been a fan of the stuff, and recommend having a butcher's at this book if you want to learn more. For some more links on the matter, see here and also here. If you are truly impatient, use the online translator.

Duke of Hazzard

http://www.huckgee.com/wrx/huckjump.jpg
While executing this jump, (but in a white '03 WRX, not a silver '04 STi) Huck managed to mangle his front lip because he went 65 feet airborne. Huck also says he was 4 feet off the ground, which was higher than the silver STi, and out-jumped him by a good ten feet. Speed at jump time: around 70mph.

## UPDATE ##
An actual photo taken by one of the gearheads at Huck's Jump turned out.

Just put it in my brain

http://www.joshrubin.com/mt/archives/000467.html?rss
I have a hard enough paying attention to the person on the phone, let alone my hapless companion.

Creepier than the Burger King Chicken

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/popeyes.php
Downright disturbing, in fact. Looks like the video footage is from Korea, as there is a .5 second burn-in of what looks like Korean writing at the bottom.

Attack of the 500 pixel woman

http://images.bonzi.com/chars/468memturbooptimized2/puppet.swf
Safari's activity window makes it so easy to yank elements off a web page. This banner ad for an internet community college struck me because the broad's eyes kept tracking my mouse. I was powerless to resist, so I clicked to hear her talk. It was music to my ears. I learned her name is Tina, and suddenly, I knew I had to free her. So, I looked at my activity window in Safari, and there she was. Can you believe they crammed her into that little space? Inhumane, I say! Now she's all mine. You can date her sister if you want, though she's a bit of a whore.

Wack Fest

http://www.hot97.com/av/video/exclusives/slapfest-day8.asx
Roy Jones, Jr. earned $6 million in his second fight against Tarver, and received his first loss. I can't tell if I would feel like a bigger idiot for losing the Slap Fest, or for participating and actually getting the $1000 (and Summer Jam tickets).

Now let us study when you want to pull a rod

http://users.pandora.be/nicvroom/faq_spaceship_puzzle.htm
This is just the type of trickery that criminals on the run will try to use against me when I pursue them in my spaceship.

New Tokyo Plastic

http://www.aiwa.com/contents/tokyoplastic/hi/content-tokyoplastic.html
A welcome addition to the already killer content from a great Japanese designer.

Schadenfreude

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=240615008
Usually I turn a game off when it is clearly over, but this time I savored every waning second.

KDX for *NIX released!

http://www.haxial.com/unix/download-beta/
This is the server of choice for client/server file sharing. Can you say encrypted connections? My mp3 library is now an exclusive club that requires membership.

Need for Big Wheel speed

http://www.rockstargames.com/upload/swf/winners/short_film/romancortez.html
I wish I still had my Spinout 360°

Blogdex > Technorati

http://blog.mathemagenic.com/2004/06/07.html#a1231
Hell, it's better than google, for that matter.

Yet another "download media for protest" audio bundle.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/07/movies/07POTT.html
I refuse to read or watch any Harry Potter book or film. When I meet someone over 18 who says "you haven't read any Harry Potter books? But they're really good!", I pretty much want to punch them in the face. Yeah, Choose Your Own Adventure Books were good, too. But I sure as shit don't read them now. Well, I may watch Sorcerer's Stone simply for the humor value of the alternate soundtrack created by Brad Neely. However, I fear I may need to watch it "clean" in order to appreciate the spoof version. In other words, I still won't watch it after all.

KoB fuct me N da pooper

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2004/06/07/bryant_trial_spotlights_cell_messages/
Or perhaps something to that effect. Here's a text message for you Kobe: the Pistons kicked your ass last night.

For the truly idle

http://www.wayoftherodent.com/gd101/bs_paperarcade.htm
Much better when done to star wars figure scale. Perhaps I will make a few Kubrick-sized ones as well.

Spiffy Flow Animations

http://www.diam.unige.it/~irro/lecture_e.html
Flow around a cylinder, or streaklines around an airfoil.

"A chick drives this car"

http://www.i-club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61592
Check the plates.